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Radio Intro
00:47
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A SPECIAL BULLETIN FROM THE RADIO COMMISSION OF PANGEA AND GREATER TERRITORIES
DO NOT TOUCH THAT DIAL
Esteemed listeners, Moneybag Holdings and Crumbfellow Recording studios, In association with Furlough chewing tobacco and company and Hollyhock Stable Pennystocks, are proud to present this new wonderful listening tune brought to you in part by Doctor Bartholomew Bambritch’s Offices of Law and Patriotism, Extending our support to the brave troops in Antarctica. Give em’ Hell, boys! And now, Presenting, with our partners in Slentmann’s coaltar, and the Commonwealth Slime and Slime Associates, produced in house at the luxurious moneybags estate, we are proud to present…
HORACIO MONEYBAGS
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Torn from the ether, we are given legs upon which we must walk
Upon this earth we tread, with eyes facing upwards to the hawk
Foolish and conceited, thinking sky to be for where he solely lives
But hark! A single man steps up to take what’s truly his
Soaring through the sky, you won’t believe your eyes
For its something that they've never ever seen
Winding through the wind, Hear those mighty engines spin
It’s Horacio Moneybags and his machine!
Broken free from his cage, The modern Adam of our age
Horacio Moneybags and his Fantastic Flying machine!
Let me hear you now!
Horacio and his fantastic flying machine!
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We’ll send our sons and daughters
Our children and our toddlers
Over the frigid water
To fight the noble fight
The drummer boy is drummin'
He’ll never see em comin'
The heart of war is thrummin'
So that’s where they will be
So Hurrah
Yes Hurrah
We’ll send those kringles packin'
With a strong and hearty wackin'
We’ll fight them and we’ll beat them
We’ll scalp them and then eat them
And when we go defeat them
They’ll know that they are bad
Their doom is surely loomin'
They’re barely even human
And when the bombs go zoomin'
We’ll finally be at peace
So hurrah
Yes hurrah
No more wickedness or lying
When they’re bleeding out and dying
We’ll storm the beaches faster
Behead the bearded master
Of Those pointy eared bastards
Before they get a clue
No more toys or ho ho hoing,
To hell they’ll soon be going
When the jingle bells start slowing
It’s over there for nick
So hurrah
Yes hurrah
There’ll be no more nice or naughty
When we’ve bagged and tagged the body
Hurrah
Indeed, Hurrah
When the poles of north and south are ours, the 49th and 50th state.
Buy War Bonds!
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Petunia
02:41
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Petunia, petunia
I’ll sing something to ya
Marooned, I’m marooned and
This is all I can do now
I’m sending you a message and wishing you well
Cause my plane exploded and I’m living in hell
Petunia
I’m so alone
Petunia, how I wish to hear your
Sweet dulcet tones
But I’m trapped on an island with a posse of freaks
And I’ve been sitting here singing, just counting the weeks
Til I can see ya,
Free ya,
Bend down on one knee, and say
I need ya,
I plead ya,
Please be there for me
Cause when I get back home I’ll sweep you right off your feet
And thank the lucky stars above that again we should meet
You know, it’s been pretty rough here
Suffered a lot of bodily injury, mental injury, psychic injury
I killed a guy, then he killed me, then we both killed each other
Oh, but that was around when I got shoved down a cave full of monsters
This is beside the point
I just wanted to say, really and truly with all my heart
I l-
I know that I love her
And my dear percussor
Will keep thumping thumping on my chest,
Though you always did it best
Remember that I’ll see you in the sky
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Vim and vigor, a body much bigger
When all the other slop makes you feel much sicker
If you aim for the top, just remember these phonics:
Moneybags Miracle Tonic
When you're brain is dulling and your jaw goes slack
Bring it all back to the point of a tack
No my friend, you don't need a mnemonic,
Just Moneybags Miracle Tonic
Look like a freak? Chin line weaker?
Change that tune with a hit from this beaker
Make 'em all stare with the flashy ironics
and Moneybags Miracle Tonic
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What can I do
I’m thinking of you
And all the little things i could have said that were true
I’m sick and I’m blue
The future is through
And all i think is how I could have spent it with you
I’m lost in the mist
So riddle me this
What has 2 legs in the morning and is walking alone
On the beach and looking at the set of footprints I own
Why weren’t there two?
What happened to you?
A stranger took your face and placed himself in your shoes
The answer is clear
I’ll bring you back here to me
It’s sad but it’s true
If only you knew
The way you shook around my heart and left it askew
I’m sad as can be
My pitch is off key
And singing this could never turn an i into we
So if the future is sealed
I’ll just make a deal
With the devil and I’ll make a fake reality real
And all the little people living in it just have to deal
With whatever comes next
But I’m un-perplexed
How could I be remiss?
Just riddle me this,
How could it be worse
Than a world unreversed without you?
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you don't really need lyrics, do you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Okhs-tAHXw
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The Soothsayer's Song
04:42
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Blood of the old on silver and gold, their children now look on thee
Man of your ilk, wrapped up in red silk, and now you have come to me?
Hereafter is a tapestry not to be seen, and to view it is a travesty thus yet to have been
Greed is a vessel that can never be filled, to try and quaff it’s liquor gets you sicker or killed.
Darling you must be smart not to trust me, let me just say one thing
True that I’m wealthy, virile and healthy, one step removed from a king
Loathed as I am for sappiness, my life has been void of happiness
Tell me where I went wrong, and tell me in song, tell me it’s not an elegy it’s
Been too much for too long
(Over and over)t
Just singing the same song
(Hovering, lovering)
Over and over and over again
I know it’s a flow but I’m lost in the spin
The tide just keeps rising
(Evermore, evermore)
And nothings surprising
(anymore, anymore)
The same day, over and over again
Empty of challenge, yet it somehow remains
Simple minded man serves simple worded answers
And now one I will relay
Your status, your rule, your gold and your jewels
In short, just give it all away
Wealth contains worth to those with a dearth
And many lay claim to lacking
Relinquish your wealth that serves you no health
Live in the world you’re sacking
Learn how to love someone
Kindness can’t be undone
Try something new, it’s all you can do
find time to be with your son
I simply can’t see with clear certainty how that would help poor old me
It’s just too abstract, i don’t have the tact or responsibility
I see now that the seer can't see all that much clearer
So maybe I’m just wasting my all too meaningless time here
Maybe I’ll find an island
(an Island isn’t yours for the taking)
A little mile of my own designing
(Calamity is sure in the making)
Maybe I’ll stay there, far far away where I’ll be
(whatever you’re thinking, it ends with you sinking)
Manifesting destiny, smiling
(The world is not but yours as plaything)
My own little sovereign islet
(It’s not too late to fix your relations)
Unbeguiled from all the troubles of high life
(No one’s ever too far gone for redemption )
You think me insane? I’ll just build a plane, I’ve already found my own pilot
(you tempt the fates and see it yourself, then.)
Hatred, Death and violence
Await you where your miles end
misery and silence
Await you on the island
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